"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Two of my sisters did a Christmas post this year about their favourite movies so I won't do that this festive season. Instead, I've put together a list of warnings for all of you that like to hit the bottle a little, or a lot, over the holidays. I do have to admit that I blame Dawn and Beryl for the amount of wine I have consumed over these past few years, and not just at Christmas.
So, here is a list of reminders for those who like to enjoy more than one or two alcoholic beverages during the holidays:
1)The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
2)The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
3) The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
4) The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
5) The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
6) The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. (A symptom I definitely exhibit)
7) The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
8) The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.