The moles, freckles and hairiness I can live with, but this??? It's embarrassing if nothing else... yet it's more than that, it's itchy and uncomfortable and it's just too damn hot to wear long sleeves. I think I'd better get myself to the pharmacy because after four days of this, I think I need some help.
I don't know what's going on round here, what with Molly's skin issues and now mine. But something is definitely up with my skin, which is normally not what I would describe as sensitive. Last night I rubbed A535 onto my back and knees after my workout and after about 30 seconds I suddenly felt like my skin had been set on fire. I was in agony; I honestly don't think being whipped would hurt more. Wait, I know it doesn't (sorry but I've been there done that). Well at least by sharing that fact you'll know that I have a high pain tolerance... yet it felt like I was being flayed alive. I'm just relieved no one was around to see me as I pranced naked around my room waiting for it to pass, while pressing a cold, wet towel against my back and sweat poured off of me in buckets. My knees just had to suffer. Man alive, it was awful. I thought the cream might be out of date, hence the reaction I had but it wasn't - I checked after I sewed my head back on.
If you're still here and I haven't put you off, would you like to know what the rest of my week has been like? Maybe not, but here goes: